“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
(via istayaliveformyotp)
cheese is a kind of meat
15,
London,
vegetarian.
MCR,
30stm,
Fall out boy,
The Mighty Boosh,
Sherlockian,
Other fandoms I can't remember.
Some call me the Shadow Dweller. Others call me the cheesecake invader.
Others call me the Tree snuggler. Not quite sure where that one came from.
Tumsa asked: “The video of Teenagers or the video of I Don’t Love You?”
I Don’t Love You
(Source: ohmymcr, via shadesofsemen)
(Source: three-cumberpatch-problem, via neko--baka)
how to summon pigeon satan:
- draw pentagram
- sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ
(via garardwey)
I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me, bro.
I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.
(Source: roidescoeurs, via iheldthemback)
BOB BRYAR JUST TWEETED ME BACK I’M IN TEARS
I’M SCREAMING LOOK
I’M SHAKING OMFG
oh
my
god
(via franksfarts)
- 1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
- 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
- 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
- 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
why can’t there be a petting zoo but instead of animals there can be british actors
I’d buy an lifetime pass.
(Source: elementrypenguin, via bellatricksy)
